The Vino Adame.

A tiny, full-bodied wine that is excellent for an uncomplicated fling and can be enjoyed at any time and occasion. Trademarks are the urge to be free and the unability to have romantic feelings of any kind. Its delectable emotional harshness is due to a high acid content, however, which cannot be seen from the outside, as the bouquet presents itself as rare, put together and sweet – somewine (hahaha) following the rules.. But that is until you try it. Once tasted, you will find that Vino Adame is indeed rare but also rotten and not at all what you would think as being appropriate for the sweet looking bottle. In fact, it’s one of the most rotten numbers you will ever taste.

Every sip will be a little different, as the wine combines many opposite characteristics in itself – religious slut, capitalist hippie, bowtie-wearing individualist. This is supported by the mystery surrounding the age of Vino Adame, as it appears like a 3-year-old in one and a 60-year-old plonk in the next second.

The grapes of Vino Adame were grown in a small village in the countryside as an altar wine but was only really opened in Vienna where it’s currently developing its true signature flavor.

Comparable Wines: None

Pairing: Cigarettes. Or a big, juicy piece of meat.

Oak: Heavy

Body: Hour-glass

Aging: 20 years and counting

Available: Yes. But enjoy it at your own risk

Rating: 1/5 if you’re looking for your new favorite wine that you want to drink for the rest of your life but an easy pick if you’re just looking for a short, tasteless little number.

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