I believe humanity is fucked. We’re all self-absorbed, narcissistic, egotistical idiots. I believe that our greed is absolute, that even when we know climate change is a definite, we don’t care. I suspect we won’t care as we wonder why our skin is burning in the December sun, or why we’re seeing on television millions of poor people living below sea level being washed away in murky, shit filled water.

I believe we are the worst plague ever to spread across the planet, fucking like rabbits and spawning more and more moronic zombies to eat up whatever resources we have left. If you recycle, don’t bother. That isn’t going to help anyone. Decide not to have a kid instead. Stop the spread of the plague. Do it for whatever is left of humanity. Or, you know, you could just throw your empty glass bottles at your next door neighbour, that’s a lot funnier than recycling and infinitely more productive.

The reality is we are the Panda, too fat and too stupid to save ourselves, but at least we like playing with each other a little more than they do. We race forward to extinction where Mother Earth eagerly awaits to tell us we’ve been naughty, and then drown us in her overflowing acidic water. We are the Tasmanian Tiger, the Passenger Pigeon, and whatever other animal you can think of that we drove off this earth encrusted shit sphere. Say goodbye to the future, and say hello to the Dodo.

I believe there isn’t really a point to anything, so do what you want with the time that you have with the people you love.

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